Solid-State Technology Our network is fully solid-state, to ensure the most reliable operation possible and eliminate dropped calls caused by those pesky vacuum tube failures.

Powered by Nortel Networks and YATE The Nortel Business Communications Manager forms the core of our network, ensuring quick, straightforward calls. To route calls from our network to other networks for those “long-distance” calls, we use the state-of-the-art YATE platform to ensure crystal-clear call quality.

Connected to Major Fictional Phone Networks Our network is interconnected with all the major fictional phone companies. Want to make calls to a friend on Shadytel’s SCDP? You’ll be howling with happiness on our well-connected network!

Friendly Technicians Our Central Office Dalmatians are on-call 24/7 to ensure any issues are identified and resolved quickly. Even at 2am, there is always a Dalmatian ready to go should any problems occur!